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Fungus Amongus


Launchpad McQuack: There it goes again. Can’t we go home? I'm getting the case of the heebie jeebies.

Darkwing Duck: Wound you relax? Although I gotta admit this case is more baffling than our phone bill. Iguanas are swiping on olives. Black cats are running off with onions. The whole city’s turning weird.

Launchpad McQuack: And it’s getting a lot weirder!

Darkwing Duck: Hold on to your goggles guys, we’re going after those doggie delusions.

Launchpad McQuack: What are you crazy? Whoa I never thought I be saying that.

Darkwing Duck: Why do I always hit the light? They’re going to get away!

Launchpad McQuack: Gee that’s too bad.

Darkwing Duck: This is the longest light in history. That looks promising.

Darkwing Duck: Anchovies? Why would bats want anchovies?

Launchpad McQuack: Maybe they’re worried about their cholesterol account.

Darkwing Duck: That’s no excuse for stealing. Let’s grab them.

Launchpad McQuack: Grab I gotta touch them?

Darkwing Duck: Out weight will be too much for them.

Launchpad McQuack: Now what?

Darkwing Duck: Try shaking it away from them.

Darkwing Duck: Did I miss something? Where was the off ramp that said 'the twilight zone'?

Launchpad McQuack: Oh no!

Darkwing Duck: Pepperoni?

Mutant Mushroom Monster: Excellent. Now come, it’s time we went home.

Launchpad McQuack: How’s about we call it a night, DW?

Darkwing Duck: Sorry, pal, but couldn’t get to sleep without creaking this case.

Launchpad McQuack: Sleep? After this case, I’m never going to sleep. Or without turning off the lights.

Darkwing Duck: If I can just make the connection, olives, anchovies, pepperoni, what do they have in common?

Launchpad McQuack: Pizza, I don’t know why, but suddenly I gotta have pizza.

Darkwing Duck: Launchpad, you’re a genius some fiendish food truck flinching pizza toppings that’s the connection. Hack if I know why though.

Launchpad McQuack: Maybe he’s as hungry as I am. How about we make a quick stop at Pizza Pierres?

Darkwing Duck: Not a chance, the only toppings that haven’t been grabbed are green peppers and mushrooms.

Darkwing Duck: Funny place to build a condo. This is the address "Macawber Mushrooms Ulimited," and it’s the only mushroom supplier in town. Perfect weather for putting crooks in the cooler. Very interesting weather we’re having. Very interesting. No one should be at work at this time of night. It must be the pizza crook. I hate it when that happens. Like I haven’t seen this in the million movies. The lighted room was on the front of the house. That should put it… here. Huh? Obviously done with mirrors. Well, no time for this nonsense. I got a crook to catch. I’ll just retrace my steps. Intriguing architecture. I must get the name of designer so I can hurt him. I’ve about had with this house. Obviously the pizza topping fiend is trying to psych me out.

Unnamed Male Mutant Mushroom Duck: This is a Director's meeting of Macawber Mushrooms. I don't believe you were invited!

Darkwing Duck: Uh, well, no, I Wasn't invited per se. I saw the light and…was only trying to help.

Morgana Macawber: You'll have to excuse my associates They're such teases.

Lady Janice: Oh really darling you ' re such a party pooper. We weren't gonna hurt him…much.

Morgana Macawber: Good evening I'm Morgana Macawber the President of Macawber Mushrooms. Nice to meet you, Mr.

Darkwing Duck: I'm Dingwing Dork er, Duckwing- Duck-Duck-Duck- Darkwing Duck, at your service.

Morgana Macawber: What an unusual name, but then you appeared to be very unusual. I like that. We were having an emergency board meeting discussed the pizza topping crimewave.

Darkwing Duck: Pizza toppings? You knew that?

Morgana Macawber: Well I, uh deduced it.

Darkwing Duck: She deduced it. My kind of woman. But isn’t it kind peculiar to hold a board meeting so late?

Morgana Macawber: I enjoy the night, hot sun is so harsh on my skin.

Darkwing Duck: I’m sort of a creature of the night myself.

Morgana Macawber: It seems like we have a lot in common Darkwing. Now let me show you all around our operation.

Darkwing Duck: Well I really should get back to- wait a tour would help me check your security set up. I would love to see your operation. Shall we?

Lady Janice: Looks like Morgana caught herself chunk of a duck. I hope there's enough to go around.

Mutant Mushroom Duck: I don’t like it! He was the one who cost us the anchovies. If he gets too close I say we’d-

(The cavewoman duck hits a moth with her club and eats it.)

Mutant Mushroom Duck: Exactly.

Darkwing Duck: You got more fungus in your little finger than most people have in their heads. You must know all is to know about mushrooms.

Morgana Macawber: Thank you, Dark, perhaps we could get together again sometime I can share facts about spores and slime molds.

Darkwing Duck: I like that. Sort of.

Morgana Macawber: Well I’m sure you must be getting back to your exciting investigation now.

(Darkwing was on his way out, but he stop and think about Morgana's safety and ran back to her.)

Darkwing Duck: No! I mean I have to stay here to protect you uh, the mushrooms.